Beerbrella

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Beerbrella From the Patently Absurd Inventions Archive Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents

Beerbrella US Patent Issued In 2003 Two of America's favorite pastimes are baseball and beer. Sitting in the hot sun, slaking your thirst with an ice cold beverage... our kind of day. But there's a downside to the warming rays of the sun, they also heat your brewski bottle and that's not a good thing. So our inventors came up with a brilliant solution, the surprisingly simple Beerbrella! The Beerbrella conveniently clips onto your bottle, providing cooling shade as it creates your own personal beverage oasis. But sun blocking is also beer blocking so the Beerbrella pivots at it's peak for easy bottle access. Now the dilemma... beer in one hand, hot dog in the other, looks like your gonna need to put your nose to work tipping your Beerbrella up, then down, up, then down, up, then down.